Stay Saucy: Slang for the Modern Golfer

Nowadays, thanks to Urban Dictionary, people like to create words and sayings that “capture the moment.” There is no denying that half (if not more) of these sayings are absolutely ridiculous and stupid, but nonetheless, are very entertaining. So, in hopes of helping you keep up your social status, we at The Tour Sauce, have decided to provide a list of modern golf slang and their meanings:

• Tour Sauce: Bringing an aura of swag to the golf course.

• GOLFWANG: Nobody knows what it means…just say it…it’s cool.

• Stripes of Christ: The pinnacle of golf shots, it does not get any better than this.

• Toe-Taps: When it’s Tuesday, and you pretend to stripe drives for the ladies.

• Butter: When the ball comes off the club face nice and soft like butter.

• Mashed Potatoes: When you just absolutely take a drive to Pound Town.

• Da Na Na, Da Na Na: Congratulations, your shot is going to be featured on ESPN Top 10.

• Stripe Show: Wowing your competitors by hitting shot after shot on the money.

• Too Much Sauce: When you overcook a wedge, and spin it off the green.

• Beaver Pelt: Taking a massive chunk out of the Earth.

• Los Laterales/Hosel Fade/Chili Dip: The Shot That Must Not Be Named.

• Shankopotamus: Continuous execution of The Shot That Must Not Be Named.

• Worm Burner: When the ball barely gets off the ground and destroys all critters in its path.

• Thin to Win: When you barely find the clubface but golfing gods smile upon you and grant you victory.

• War Hook/Duck Hook: This ball is going left of left.

• The L Swipe: This ball is not only going right, it’s going so far right it’s falling off the face of the Earth.

• Flop-odopolis: If executed correctly, this shot rises high into the clouds and lands like a butterfly with sore feet.

• The Blade: An attempt to be Phil Mickelson.

• A1: Steak Sauce. Best served with a medium-rare New York Strip.

• Peeeeeure: The more E’s the better the shot.

• The Three Waggle: Nothing’s better than hitting a Par 5 in 2 just to three putt for par.

• That’s How Duff Does It: Jason Dufner, The Man, The Myth, The Legend. Follow Him.

• 19th Hole: A place to drink away your sorrows after yet another disappointing round.

• THE BIG DOG: Let it eat.

• The Flat Stick: Receives most the blame for a bad round, even though it’s not really its fault and it’s trying very hard to make up for your sh*tty putting.

• Drain-O: When you defy the odds, and sink that 3-footer.

• Cruise Missile: Set the coordinates and prepare for mass destruction.

• Just Gonna Send Her: When you have absolutely NO business trying what you’re about to try but you try anyway.

• Slinger: Also, called the Rope Hook. This ball somehow finds its way towards the target after almost hitting the trees right.

• Stinger: The accidental thin shot followed by “Yeah, I taught Tiger that one.”

• Reload: When you just pumped a $5 ProV1 OB and need to switch to the Noodle.

• Saddam Hussein: Going from bunker to bunker.

• Snowman: AKA SnowB*TCH, AKA The OCHO.

• Breakfast Ball: A plead to your playing competitors to forget about the first shot you just absolutely butchered.

• Dinger: That ball is going…going…and it’s gone!!!

• OH SH*T: “Should’ve yelled fore…”

• Walk of Shame: The ever so lonely walk back to the tee when one often thinks “Why do I play this game?”

• PBFU: “Post-Birdie-F*ck-Up”

• Swing Lubricant: Shotgun a beer, take a couple shots, and you’re good to go.

• Rangé Warrior: PGA Tour quality on the range…45 handicapper on the course.

• Risk-It-2-Get-the-Buscuit: When you’re at the point in the round were you just say “F*ck It”

• Oh, that’s a YAK: Still going…

• Drive-4-Show…Putt-4-Dough: Let’s be honest, you probably can’t do either.

As always, TourSauce’s purpose is to keep you informed on the latest trends in golf. Use a couple of the words/sayings above and you’ll be sure to impress your playing competitors with your golf expertise. Stay sweggy my friends.